I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
