I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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