Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
