We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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