i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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