Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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