what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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