white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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