i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
