I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Randomize
