I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
