i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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