She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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