Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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