what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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