I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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