And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
When are your genitals available?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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