Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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