Your dad touched me again.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
my liver is dry heaving
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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