why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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