The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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