Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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