So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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