For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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