so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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