at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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