Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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