So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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