i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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