I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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