Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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