I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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