worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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