He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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