google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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