I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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