We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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