Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you would pick up someone in the library
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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