Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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