: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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