How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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