Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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