this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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