I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Randomize
