I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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