Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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