HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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