I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
