In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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