Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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