Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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